Road trip part 2

JoeRainville · Post by **JoeRainville** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:04 pm

So here I am Saturday afternoon doing heavy duty yard work on the 4030 when I get a phone call from my cousin Dan letting me know the drunk Canadian that roughed him up last year just drove by.

Turns out as part of his parol, the drunk was lo-jacked and Dan has a GPS to keep track of him...

JoeRainville · Post by **JoeRainville** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:09 pm

Fearing that Dan caved in during his last beating and gave out my address, I figure I better find a few weapons. I am only 5'10" and I hear this loose cannon that might be on the way here is more like 5'16". Better be prepared.

Turns out Dan was right. So when Jack Frost showed up, I introduced him to Jack Handle using a secret Navy Seal move. Whap! Thud.

To avenge Dan's beating, I decide to feed this looser to Dan's drunk Canadian sister, Daniella and drop him off at "The House of Pain"...

JoeRainville · Post by **JoeRainville** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:15 pm

Before dumping Jack Frost and his truck off, I unloaded the Cyclone, and left a very, very rare bag of NOS parts in the truck. I told Mistress Daniella to have her way with Jack's wallet for her trouble, and since he was already drunk, he shouldn't remember a thing anyway.

Problem is I hear she is now expecting his love child. Ekkkk...revenge as been served, but "Uncle Dan" now fears family gatherings...

Jack Frost · Post by **Jack Frost** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:37 pm

I'm only 5'4"