Cyclone Crazy

[400brian]

Hey Greg

What's up?

Get any dish on Brooke Shields?

You still out in LA LA Land, or back in MN?

[cyclone crazy]

I miss Brooke. Worst mistake Andre ever made. I still talk to her on the phone and she still spends Christmas at my Aunt and Uncles, but her new husband is a wiener.

I told Andre I would like to pull a fast one and buy every Liquidator left. He asked how much I figured that would cost and I said less than a hundred grand. I told him I could be the Jay Leno of JD sleds. He told me to go for it and he would foot the bill. His head looks like my left testicle and his hands are softer than a babies bottom. Girly boy, I don't want to be indebted to him. But it does sound cool. He did write a check to MN Vintage Snowmobile though, but I have to include a link to the All Star Cafe - supporting the Andre Aggasi foundation.

I met Dennis Rodman. He is a freak and bigger than Tasky. Weird dude. I think he was spaced out on Coke or Speed, freaky. He had no idea what was going on or what you were talking about. Whenever you would talk he would squirm, then he would babble incoherently. He is the biggest person I have ever met though.

I met Howie Mandell. He's a decent guy. I went bar hopping with him [he doesnt drink either] and he is ruthless. He was cool with me, but when he meets someone, he's a jerk not funny - just mean. He has 4 bodygaurds. They are all big, black, and ugly. They don't talk. I'll ask them a question and they never speak. They'll nod their head or shake their head or point. But they never say a word.

I met Norman Swartscoff. My Uncle retired as a 1 star general and they are freinds. He is bigger than life and I was very impressed with him. He commands respect. When he walks by everyone looks. He reminds me of a modern day John Wayne.

The last person from the wedding of fame that I met was Pauly Shore. Not that famous but what a cool guy. He was fun and the life of the party. He would play on people that recognized him. Great sense of humor, just super fun to be around. His date was a knock-out and better yet, she had a great sense of humor and she was very smart and clever. His sense of humor was fun, he would include anyone and everyone, he was a great guy. Just like your buddy from next door, except he drove a Lamborginni sp? He would walk into a bar and tell the bartenders that every drink in the house was on him until close, and this was 2 hours before closing. We left early, he said forward the final bill to this card and give yourself 30%. There was probably 200 people in the bar. He'd let me drive his car and belittle me for driving like an old lady. He claims he's coming to Lutsen to visit, but we'll see. Either way I have his phone number. Maybe I'll have him buy up all the Dators?

Anyway, for the people not familiar. I'm just a regular working guy, living from paycheck to paycheck, just like everyone else. But my Aunt and Uncle are very wealthy. Unfortunately, in thier mind everyone is wealty, so it doesnt add anything to my pocket. But, I do get to meet some interesting people.

[cyclone crazy]

Last part of my story. My cousins husband is best friends with Andre Agassi. He used to spend Holidays at my aunt and uncles, but now that he is divorced from Brooke Shields, Brooke has taken over and now spends Christmas with our family. And by the way, Brooke Shields is HOT. She is wife material. Very nice and caring.

[400brian]

Isn't it great that I can set up his BS stories like that?

[Danzig]

I thought he was serious...


:blink:

[400brian]

Pauly Shore will most likely want to come ride with us, we'll have him ride Danzig's Cougar. Yeah, that's the ticket!




Unless Brooke wants to ride with us, in that case forget Pauly, and she can ride with me.

[Matt]

Hey buuuuuuudy

What's with the old guys fascination with Brooke Shields?

[afponiky]

I'm glad I have my wife!










Haa Haa, nice post Cyclone!